Fat Cats

If you haven't fallen in love with the 44 pound homeless cat named Princess Chunk by now, you are probably dry heaving over the cat's grotesque enormity. Personally, my guess is that Princess Chunk's size is due to some sort of undisclosed experiment. A cat that huge and having to fend for itself probably escaped its cage with the laboratory scientist turned her back to give the feline another shot of human growth hormone. It could be possible. Bruce Ivins, one of the perperators of the 2001 Anthrax scares committed suicide this week a criminal probe indicated that he might face the death penalty for his work at a United States Army bioweapons laboratory. What will they come up with next?