Message in a Bottle: Hillary Clinton

I tried to check out a Carl Thomas concert on Friday evening, but when my hot pink high heels, hair and make-up began to melt from the high humidity waiting on line outside, I decided to take my party of one elsewhere. I did not see anyone that I knew, and I felt that I might have a better opportunity experiencing sour apple hookah on an outside patio. No one called that night although the email banter ealier that week announced a planned meetup for the Carl Thomas, and my recent hanging out buddies, my brother and his platonic girlfriend, were not interested. Communist China has allegedly entreated the help of the International Olympic Committee or IOC to block e-mail correspondence of the human rights afflicted Chinese public. In the United States, a republic of full disclosure, Hillary Clinton, opposed to her husband dodges the Federal Election Committee and blogs such as the Judicial Watch's Hillary Watch and Paul v. Clinton dedicated in her esteemed honor tracking such mundane occurrences as her guests at the White House when she was NOT a cookie-baking First Lady. Like Clinton, Vice President Dick Cheney has more to worry about than dodging Scooter Libby's collect calls at the office or Mary Cheney's next baby shower to worry about. The Vice President is tied up in Martha Stewart-esqe chit chats with the Securities and Exchange Commission on disclosures of the Halliburton slush fund to keep Nigerian oil barons from dumping the profits in the Niger Delta. Who wants to know? inquiring minds and the French government... As for me missing the club meetup...why can't you all call nobody?

While I just signed up to be a Digital Delegate for the 2008 Republican National Convention this September in Minneapolis-St. Paul, I think Democrats are still licking wounds inflicted over another Paul. Former friend of 42nd President Bill Clinton and his wife and waning contendor for 44th President, Hillary Clinton, Peter Paul is living in a villa in Brazil trying to recover two million dollars reportedly stolen from him by Hillary Clinton's 2000 campaign for United States Senator. Heading the 1984 United States' Bicentennial Celebration under his belt, Peter Paul claimed that he cut a business deal with outgoing Bill Clinton but got the shakedown and the switch to the ambitious First Lady. Paul filed a federal lawsuit and while he sojourned in Brazil got picked up by Interpol and spent time in a prison in the Amazon jungle while his case proceeded in the United States without him. He lost, but the Federal Election Committee attributed the fault Hillary Clinton's campaign staffers earning her a spot on Judicial Watch's Ten Most Corrupt Politician List and her own tribute: Hillary Watch 2006. This last Saturday, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) decided to discount by one half delegates won in the violative Michigan and Florida primaries held on January 29th this year a week before February 5th's Super Tuesday. In the case of the State of Florida, the DNC overrode a bill passed by the Florida legislature to give voters in that state more influence in choosing the Presidential nominee. Even though Michigan and Florida could have waited a week to have all delegates counted and garner sufficient attention from the remaining candidates for the Democratic nomination, the DNC's chose to halve the concentration of so-called swing-state delegates crucial in the 2000 election and focus on smaller primaries and caucuses like South Carolina and Nevada that have less big money influence due to less voters. Senators like Diane Feinstein D-CA and Lamar Alexander R-TN are moving a bill to allow a regional rotational system for party primaries starting 2012. Recalling a phone call made to Alexander's Senate office in Washington D.C., I was told to contact staff member Qu'ran Folsom in Memphis. Unfortunately Supreme Court precedent like Bush v. Gore did not motivate DNC party heads to consider the four million electorate in Florida alone. Hopefully, no other party loyals are languishing in third world prison.