Message in a Bottle: "4 Minutes"

Well, I overheard that Madonna did not perform her song "4 Minutes" at her sold out concert at Minute Maid Park last night Sunday, even though today's paper had a photo of a duet between her and Justin Timberlake. I tried to throw a birthday party at the same hotel club that Madonna would be partying at this past weekend, but the expected outcome did not materialize either. The evite took weeks to insert the over three hundred email addresses recently amassed from renewed connections on Facebook to former classmates, alumni, and other friends. A wedding filled the veranda of the hotel with no forewarning from the hotel staff person that left a message on my cellular phone earlier in the week. No champagne bottles in tow, I ventured from the Alden Hotel to a club on Main Street playing Latin music on Saturday night, the night of my party. Still a Madonna aspirant, the next event I throw will still be a high class affair. That is unlike some relatives of mine that felt it deserving to send me a $40 gift card to Niko's Greek Restaurant last month from my high school Sunday School teacher. I am better off anyway, the restaurant is in Houston and my elderly relatives live in New Jersey.

Madonna - 4 Minutes

Today, April 22nd, is Earth Day. I have seen so much media propaganda about today, I feel like it is Christmas. Did anyone ask the Pope whether he would be driving a hybrid last week? (snicker) I usually try to practice conservation by habit rather than berrating folks over and over again. However this message is also from the person who thought a carbon imprint was how much methane was generated from my Coca-Cola ingestion over the course of a year or so. However the new crisis on all of our hands is not only how much fuel it takes for food to arrive your plate, it is whether you can afford it when it gets here in a Prius. Well, no one can say that I did not do my part this year. I am posting this X-ray video "4 Minutes" by Madonna and Justin Timberlake and you might catch me wearing my World Wildlife Federation T-shirt made from recycled materials. The J.C. Penney caption reads "Rainbow Panda," but I dub it "Nuclear Fallout Panda" inspired by North Korea's one and only. Another flattering piece to place in the bureau under my sweat sock drawer. All I need now is another DVD to add to my Blockbuster Pre-viewed collection.