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Blue Mojito is looking for serious help after the Sixth Circuit turned down her complaint of judicial misconduct for the judge that dismissed her case in 2006. One of the docket filings was lost in the mail when I first decided to lick my wounds and retrieve it after I had recieved a spirited reception from the CIA and several bad run-ins at the airport. When I requested all of the filings of my case from an office otherwise known as Human Resources, it miraculously arrived at my parents' home even though it was addressed to Airdale Lane sans the important first letter of the street address. So much for my poor dog Russia who received a bleeding welt on the top of his nose. My mother and I had left the house to go to this year's Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo 2009 and came back to encounter a quiet and undisturbed house and a distressed pet after 10:00PM this past Wednesday. I am at a loss for the patience to describe another unsolvable crime scene to local authorities right now. Hopefully, my Craigslist ad might do the job on its own. PLEASE, SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.

Russia

Anastasia Romanov

1500 are reported killed due to the conflict between Russia and Georgia -- a vital conduit for transporting oil into the Caspian Sea. The conflict has not only been a war of arms but one that has included cyber warfare. The Georgian government began shutting down Russian government websites at the inset of the fighting. The long storied strife between the central government and the people of the region is reminiscent of the legend of Anastasia, the last remaining heir to the Romanov dynasty. Princess Anastasia and her family were reportedly killed by the Bolsheviks in 1918, but somehow, she, the youngest daughter managed to survive as the the legend goes. Many people have claimed to be Anastacia including Germany's Anna Anderson who died in the Dalldorf Asylum in 1984 and could not read or speak languages becoming of a Russian princess. Anderson's remains could not pass a DNA test years after she died. The legend of Anastsia has helped to keep the memory of her father Czar Nicolas II in the public consciousness years after his fateful overthrown.