Oh What a Tangled Web...

I think in the post millenium era, God will be digital. I could swear that my old laptop was haunted when I took it to Best Buy and it took FOREVER to do a diagnostic on my hard drive this past Christmas. Maybe this e-mail forward is illustrative of the problem:

Church Humor

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better onthe computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly all theangels were tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, Michael, the Arch Angel said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, andfrom those results, I will judge who does the better job.

"So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Sa tan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashedacross the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the powerwent off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known inthe underworld. Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted theircomputers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from thepast two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

Michael just shrugged and said, Jesus Saves!!!!