Written on Monday, November 3, 2008 by BlueMojito
Eric B for President
Filed Under:
Burger King,
Frypod,
Whopper
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Hell Pizza
Filed Under:
Heath Ledger,
Hell Pizza,
New Zealand,
Queen Mum,
Sir Edmund Hillary
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Matthew 4:4
The Hell Pizza Chain based in New Zealand released a adverstisement on its website earlier this morning, but then suppressed the ad featuring animated caricatures of the corpses of Sir Edmund Hillary, Actor Heath Ledger, and the Queen Mum. The ghouls danced to the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller. Grotesque and disgusting, the animated spot was immediately supressed and booted off of the internet. These shocking stunts are not the first for the gormet pizza chain that features pies named by the seven deadly sins. During Hell Pizza's 2006 ad campaign for its Lust Premium Pizza, loyal patrons of the restauranteur received condoms in the mail complete with an step by step instruction booklet. Earlier this year, twenty-four year-old Walter Scott of New Zealand attempted to auction his soul to Hell Pizza. The bidding stopped when it was discovered that there were a number of phony bids for the Deed of Ownership to Walter Scott. New Zealanders were also treated to a lampoon of Nazi Germany propaganda with a billboard of an Adolf Hitler pizza salute to the sky in 2007.
Written on Thursday, October 30, 2008 by BlueMojito
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Filed Under:
Corey Haim,
George W. Bush,
George Washington,
Happy Halloween
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Happy Halloween! I swore that I saw George W. Bush at a Halloween party in a t-shirt and a pair of jams after a game of table shuffleboard at Christian's Tailgate last night. Perhaps it was a bad impersonation of him or the one of Corey Feldman in the red t-shirt. I couldn't tell except for the uncanny facial features. $2.00 Domestics on tap were overflowing. Surfs Up!
Liberian Girl
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Written on Saturday, October 25, 2008 by BlueMojito
Jennifer Hudson
Filed Under:
Jennifer Hudson
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a star's tradgedy has very far-reaching effects.
Written on by BlueMojito
Ms. Jackson
Filed Under:
Blogher Inc,
Cake Wrecks,
unknown sequence
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Written on Thursday, October 23, 2008 by BlueMojito
Will Rap for Food
Filed Under:
laptop,
lawyer,
Queen Latifa,
Quote of the Day
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I made a post on a legal blog several months ago however the post did not make it on the firm's website. Instead to my chargrin, I received a curt message from the attorney author stating that she not could grant a request for legal advice. This was late yesterday evening at approximately 10:00 pm. There should have been no equivocation about the intent of my comment on a public website. The author's comment was especially inflamatory and inciteful since the blog post in question discussed the legality of laptop searches made at the United States - Mexico Border. Has this law firm been keep up with Blue Mojito and her travails with the Houston FBI in Quote of the Day? I had to make an assertive comment to make sure that there would be no confusion for a future class of lawyer-bloggers. My uncle sent the above comic to me when I passed the bar exam.

