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In addition to getting a tune for Amy Winehouse's F-me Pumps from her debut album Frank, I have recently developed a similar penchant for Burger King save the brown paper bag. Burger King packages its French Fries in a Frypod which is a bemusing array of word play on the Mp3 player made by Apple Inc. Curious to find out why the Frypod is named after the iPod, I ran into a video on the disappearance of the Whopper. Switched with a Wendy's burger, angry patrons on hidden camera complain about the disappearance of the marquee on the menu. . .











Hell Pizza


"Jesus answered, 'It is written: ‘Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God''"

Matthew 4:4

The Hell Pizza Chain based in New Zealand released a adverstisement on its website earlier this morning, but then suppressed the ad featuring animated caricatures of the corpses of Sir Edmund Hillary, Actor Heath Ledger, and the Queen Mum. The ghouls danced to the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller. Grotesque and disgusting, the animated spot was immediately supressed and booted off of the internet. These shocking stunts are not the first for the gormet pizza chain that features pies named by the seven deadly sins. During Hell Pizza's 2006 ad campaign for its Lust Premium Pizza, loyal patrons of the restauranteur received condoms in the mail complete with an step by step instruction booklet. Earlier this year, twenty-four year-old Walter Scott of New Zealand attempted to auction his soul to Hell Pizza. The bidding stopped when it was discovered that there were a number of phony bids for the Deed of Ownership to Walter Scott. New Zealanders were also treated to a lampoon of Nazi Germany propaganda with a billboard of an Adolf Hitler pizza salute to the sky in 2007.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Happy Halloween! I swore that I saw George W. Bush at a Halloween party in a t-shirt and a pair of jams after a game of table shuffleboard at Christian's Tailgate last night. Perhaps it was a bad impersonation of him or the one of Corey Feldman in the red t-shirt. I couldn't tell except for the uncanny facial features. $2.00 Domestics on tap were overflowing. Surfs Up!



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Jennifer Hudson



Very dismaying to read that the former American Idol contestant and songstress lost her loved ones yesterday. As always,
a star's tradgedy has very far-reaching effects.

Ms. Jackson







If the Cake Wrecks blog does not horrify you, I really don't know what will. Blogher Inc. brings to you daily doses of awful cake creations in perfect lock step of an unknown sequence. The twenty two hundred contibutors are loathe to get their submission selected and published on the blog. The smart commentary gives you more than a clue or hint about the wicked subject matter. Straight to the toilet. Above, you see a few candles I paid for on Tuesday of this week. Above that, is the Cake Wrecks post for Monday. I don't know how it's done, but can't you see the similarities?

Will Rap for Food

I made a post on a legal blog several months ago however the post did not make it on the firm's website. Instead to my chargrin, I received a curt message from the attorney author stating that she not could grant a request for legal advice. This was late yesterday evening at approximately 10:00 pm. There should have been no equivocation about the intent of my comment on a public website. The author's comment was especially inflamatory and inciteful since the blog post in question discussed the legality of laptop searches made at the United States - Mexico Border. Has this law firm been keep up with Blue Mojito and her travails with the Houston FBI in Quote of the Day? I had to make an assertive comment to make sure that there would be no confusion for a future class of lawyer-bloggers. My uncle sent the above comic to me when I passed the bar exam.

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt


New technology that can depict the inner workings of the brain such as fMRI brain imaging have not been accepted as a precedent or persuasive evidence in the past, however Stanford University's Law and Neuroscience Project funded by the MacArthur Foundation will delve into the legal principles of neurolaw.