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New Jerusalem, ho! Friend of the rap ensemble the Fugees, John Forte' pushed weight like retail, but what did it get him? It got him frequent flyer miles for a fourteen year sentence for thirty one pounds of liquid cocaine worth $1.4 million dollars uncovered at Newark Airport in 2000. A camp of women connected to Forte' were arrested by law enforcement in Harligen, Texas in July of 2000. After being searched and detained in Houston, the women were to call Forte' who he himself summoned them with a coded response to "put the ice cream in the tub." The fateful meeting was arranged for Newark International. On December 22 of this year, Forte' will be released from his cell in Fort Dix New Jersey on a pardon from President George W. Bush after serving just half of his sentence. Kemba Smith liked the fast car her drug dealer boyfriend Khalif or Peter Michael Hall, by variying aliases, drove her in. Kemba Smith was a student at Hampton University located in Hampton, Virginia when campus co-ed Peter Hall introduced her to become a consort of a drug traffiker. He showered her with gifts during their over three years courtship in return for her trust and loyalty while he was out doing his bidding. Hall humiliated her in the bedroom when het got angry. She labled herself as prostitute when questioned by prosecuters after Peter Hall was killed in Seattle out on the lam a month after Kemba was arrested. Up the river with a twenty-four and a half mandatory minimum sentence, Smith was pardoned by President William Jefferson Clinton after serving six years of her sentence in 2000.

American Gothic

Remember the days of 1990's yore, when several New York NBA players were caught with their pants around their ankles at the Gold Club. The Gold Club is the elitist Atlanta strip club that padded professional athletes' tabs with effluent bottles of expensive champagne to hide a money laundering racket and prostitution ring by convicted owner Steve Kaplan. To raise the profile of the club, the Atlanta club's Thomas "Ziggy" Cicignano told his sexy hunnies to perform sex acts on the likes of New York Knickerbocker Patrick Ewing. Did the Gold Club establishment of women offering sex to NBA high rollers travel to the Indiana Pacers' string of suites at the downtown Atlanta Swissotel in 1997? The Indiana Pacers nor the Swissotel had any lodging records that by Steve Kaplan's account he and the Pacers' Reggie Miller brought three women "entertainers" to share with the rest of the teammates. There may be a Gold Club near you with the hunnies that just take off their clothes, or if you plan on moving to Dallas a sexy club of another sort lies off the beaten path in Duncanville, Texas. The Cherry Pit is a swingers club at a local residence that charges $50.00 per person for friends to munch on chips and soda. There is no charge for participating in any hedonistic delights with the neighbors. However, Duncanville's city council is at the task of regulating the neverending private house party that advertises its For Ladies Only Pussy Pit on the 'net.

Double Jeopardy

What is the 2005 G8 Meeting.

Pentecost

“I baptize you with water for repentance. But after me will come one who is more powerful than I, whose sandals I am not fit to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire."

- Matthew 3:11

I am still straightening out the kinks in an unraveling unspoken family history. Getting to the heart of it, belies my Catholic high school girl roots which is how I met a referral for my job after law school. When I met with her, her husband, and her in-laws at her in-laws home, her husband communicated to me in a conversation about church that his wife was of a Baptist faith by trade.

Material Girl

Well, I overheard that Madonna did not perform her song "4 Minutes" at her sold out concert at Minute Maid Park last night Sunday, even though today's paper had a photo of a duet between her and Justin Timberlake. I tried to throw a birthday party at the same hotel club that Madonna would be partying at this past weekend, but the expected outcome did not materialize either. The evite took weeks to insert the over three hundred email addresses recently amassed from renewed connections on Facebook to former classmates, alumni, and other friends. A wedding filled the veranda of the hotel with no forewarning from the hotel staff person that left a message on my cellular phone earlier in the week. No champagne bottles in tow, I ventured from the Alden Hotel to a club on Main Street playing Latin music on Saturday night, the night of my party. Still a Madonna aspirant, the next event I throw will still be a high class affair. That is unlike some relatives of mine that felt it deserving to send me a $40 gift card to Niko's Greek Restaurant last month from my high school Sunday School teacher. I am better off anyway, the restaurant is in Houston and my elderly relatives live in New Jersey.

Dish Network

If you did not think that the company Blogher Inc. was patently offensive, this email forward of this male imitator of Beyonce' Knowles sans her Dad shut down my America Online email address several times last week. There is a SNL spoof of the same video "Single Ladies" starring the calamity choreography of Justin Timberlake and the former Destiny's Child singer.

Discovery Green

On friday this past weekend I had a chance to view the 1925 silent version of Phantom of the Opera on the lawn of the newly built park in downtown Houston named Discovery Green hosted by a local radio station. The old picture show was beautiful glimpse of Paris with a disasterously tragic ending. A breakout cinema of different sorts to turn War and Peace on its head, the Russian art group Voina unveiled a laser green skull and cross bones on the Russian Parliament in Moscow. A literal and figurative coup d'etat at the same time?

Election Returns Part II

We are sure to see fresh faces again such as Sarah Palin's in People. Palin was a great newcomer and mobilizer to call-up the Republican Party, but she was unveiled to the public much too late in the election cycle. We all could care less for Democratic National Committee (DNC) President Howard Dean's mug shot or his remarks earlier today. What a dog! At a televised press conference, Howard Dean acknowledged that the DNC used data tracking the types of purchases made on credit cards to lure in Democrats. {{{tightly clutching purse}}}

Wright's Pawn Shop

"God Bless the Child"

--Billie Holiday

These $0.03 per forward emails must really work:

If you don't forward this___you don't have a heart! Dear All, Alexandra came out of a fire alive, but now has to fight for her life and a normal future. She is 14 months old and she has burnt skin all over her body, damage facial bones (as a result of very high temperature). She does not have half of her face. She is in hospital in Krakow - Poland and one of the best specialist is looking after her. However she still has to go through many surgeries and then long rehab. Unfortunately her parents do not have any more money. Therefore we are asking for your help. For each forwarded email her parents will get 3 cents. Please help them and forward that email to as many people as you can!

Election Returns

With my head hung, I am not very thrilled about the election returns. I had very high hopes for John McCain and Sarah Palin unfortunately a long winded and over-bloated two year campaign overtook the right candidate. Yesterday, I saw a voting precinct held at a church and a marquee board for Louis Vuitton bags at Wright's Pawn Shop. If thine own eyes did not already foresee it, Hell could not have come any sooner. It used to be in a hand basket.

Election 2008 Recap

On the eve of Election Day 2008, no more AP for me: Worldnetdaily has the latest press from Libertarian candidate Bob Barr. A strong defendender of the Constitution, former federal prosecutor and Congressional Representative Barr would negotiate with Mullahs over Osama Bin Laden, chose a new Supreme Court Justice in the mold of Anthony Kennedy, and put an end to Wicca practices in the military. The Green Party is touting former Georgia Congressional Representative Cynthia McKinney on its ticket. Instead of her work to criticize the 9/11 Commission and to pass a law ordering the declassification of CIA files on the rapper 2Pac, the last major headline on McKinney was her physical skirmish with the Capitol Police in 2006.

Eric B for President

In addition to getting a tune for Amy Winehouse's F-me Pumps from her debut album Frank, I have recently developed a similar penchant for Burger King save the brown paper bag. Burger King packages its French Fries in a Frypod which is a bemusing array of word play on the Mp3 player made by Apple Inc. Curious to find out why the Frypod is named after the iPod, I ran into a video on the disappearance of the Whopper. Switched with a Wendy's burger, angry patrons on hidden camera complain about the disappearance of the marquee on the menu. . .

Hell Pizza

"Jesus answered, 'It is written: ‘Man does not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God''"

Matthew 4:4

The Hell Pizza Chain based in New Zealand released a adverstisement on its website earlier this morning, but then suppressed the ad featuring animated caricatures of the corpses of Sir Edmund Hillary, Actor Heath Ledger, and the Queen Mum. The ghouls danced to the tune of Michael Jackson's Thriller. Grotesque and disgusting, the animated spot was immediately supressed and booted off of the internet. These shocking stunts are not the first for the gormet pizza chain that features pies named by the seven deadly sins. During Hell Pizza's 2006 ad campaign for its Lust Premium Pizza, loyal patrons of the restauranteur received condoms in the mail complete with an step by step instruction booklet. Earlier this year, twenty-four year-old Walter Scott of New Zealand attempted to auction his soul to Hell Pizza. The bidding stopped when it was discovered that there were a number of phony bids for the Deed of Ownership to Walter Scott. New Zealanders were also treated to a lampoon of Nazi Germany propaganda with a billboard of an Adolf Hitler pizza salute to the sky in 2007.